mood poisoning

The act of draining someones happiness, To poison someones mood with words, actions, ignorance or merely just breathing in there presence.

James was so depressing today I could feel him mood poisoning me,

God all Kevin does is mood poison me! Everytime I try to talk to him he drives me nuts

by venusinbluejeans April 18, 2011

poision

portmanteau of poison and position

pick your poision. ;

by Kaedy Jae December 24, 2009

Poisonleaf

Guy that spends all of his twitch stream playing vanilla world of warcraft or placing rocks, which he calls "underwater scenery."

Follow Poisonleaf at Twitch.tv/Poisonleaf

by Zarkeven November 27, 2019

Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.

Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!

by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009

mountainman position

When a girl has her back to a rockwall and the man is facing her and they are having sex

I was at this party and I got in the mountainman position with a hot chick

by brazyon June 28, 2009

Library Position

The action of holding hands. Or being forced to.

Guy1: Hey I saw you in the hallway with your girlfriend! You guys walk so close.
Guy2: Yeah she always wants to be in library position.

by pmakattttttack August 24, 2009

Semen Poisoning

The result of swallowing too much semen. Can cause blurred vision, vomiting, erectile disfunction, premenstrual bleeding, and children

After the gay bukkake, phil realized he had semen poisoning.

by TheDrunkenMasta January 3, 2012