poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

Poping a solid

Pooping

Where's dad?

He's poping a solid

by Potatovodka July 7, 2017

pooking

pooping and puking at the same time.

I was on the toilet and holding a trash can yesterday while I was pooking

by sgtgalactor October 11, 2017

Poongry

When you don't have access to a bathroom and really have to poop so you become frustrated, irritable, and angry.

"I'm in the car with my boyfriend right now and he's really poongry"

"I'm so poongry"

by MarkedByMunson October 8, 2017

Poking the Panini

When a human male pokes or flicks his penis to become erect.

"Hey Dan, what did you do last night."
"Nothing much, man. Just poking the panini."

by Frogmilkmann December 21, 2017

POOBING

The act of being Walt Disney and putting metal in ones bones

Oh boy howdy do I like POOBING

by Pquiblo January 1, 2018

PoonGoup

When you take a spoon to a strip club at the end of the night and take a spoon then scrape the goup from her ass crack and put it into a p-lo then smoke it.

I smoked that bitches poongoup

by PoonGoop June 17, 2018