floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

by 77transam August 28, 2006

Emo Eye Patch

The chunk of hair that a person puts over their eye or face to hide themselvs. Also See Butt Pirate,Emo Hair,Emo,Scene Kids,HxC

"OMGZORZ, I love my Emo Eye Patch!!"

by Matt. Valentia August 6, 2006

Salty Eye-Patch

A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.

Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!

by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007

Dole Patch

What you give to a chiquita once you're done. It's like a pearl necklace but it goes straight up from their rack to their chin. It looks like a long soul patch or an egyptian pharaoh's beard

"Dude, see that chiquita over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I chiquita'ed her and gave her a dole patch when i was done. She looked like she had a pharaoh's beard!"
"Nice!"

by Mike and Andy December 10, 2008

sour patch dudes

cheap ass version of sour patch kids dont be fooled they suk!!!

did you get memy sour patch kids
no i went to the dollar store but i found these sour patch dudes
<<<chew chew>>>
these fuking blow i hate you mom

by james July 20, 2004

Arabian Eye Patch

A variation of the Arabian Gogles, done by one who is in posession of a sole testicle. The one testicle is placed over the eye of the unsuspecting victim while the other eye is left sans ball.

I applied the Arabian Eye Patch like a pirate of the Dune Sea.

by Rollie Fingers September 26, 2004

Reverse Sour Patch

When a seemingly cute and sweet girl is actually heartless and possesses the ability to suck out one's soul. Much like a sour patch which is sour then sweet, except reverse. (a.k.a RSP)

Peter Allyson was walking down the street and gave dunch a hug, then she proceeded to suck out his soul. Peter pulled a Reverse Sour Patch

by victim of the sour patch November 27, 2010