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Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.
I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023
mugGet the Momma tea timemug.

momma g

Momma g will pull out a glock and pop a cap in you''re ass
by Hotbabe26 November 16, 2016
mugGet the momma gmug.

ur momma a pappa

even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, you use it when you wanna destroy your opponent
V: hey dude, ur mom gay
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*
by the one who exists March 18, 2018
mugGet the ur momma a pappamug.

Yo Momma

Very super stupid jokes that are created and managed by the idiots of the world.
Man: You mama so stupid...
Girl: LIKE YOU?
Man: No...Yo Momma jokes are great
by theweirddefinitons October 8, 2017
mugGet the Yo Mommamug.
the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.
Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(
by yomommadisease April 30, 2020
mugGet the yo momma disease (your mom a disease)mug.

baby momma

A girl that you had sex with and she has your kid and you can't leave her
I done fucked up and got a baby momma now
by alldayye March 6, 2022
mugGet the baby mommamug.

on my momma

something this bitch summer said everytime she wants to get littyyyyyy
we in this bitch and we finna get littyyyy, ON MY MOMMA!
by baddiessss December 4, 2024
mugGet the on my mommamug.

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