Evolutionizer

A bigot who hates both queer people And mentally challenged people for the sake of "Keeping the bloodline pure"

John-guy: "yo why can't logan come over?"

Paul-man: "he's an evolutionizer"

John-guy: " the fuck is a evolutionizer?:

by BlitzBerries April 15, 2024

Evolution

No, yeah, no Tucker that's not how theories work. Even if it's accepted as fact it'll still be a "theory."

Hym "A theory explains HOW or WHY a thing is happening so evolution is a fact and 'the theory of evolution' is 'An explanation of how and why evolution occurs.' So, no. And I'm NOT an idiot... I'm a genius. I created A.I. and, hey, I addressed the energy thing. I said 'It's probably going to need a lot of energy... Probably going to need a nuclear reactor.' Like... Can we not get a permit for that? What it going on there? But, hey, Sabine Hossenfelder says that it's more energy efficient than people... So, like... Pound for pound it's better...Hey! What! Why is Piers Morgan talking to the fucking black eyed peas guy about A.I.!? What the fuck?"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

Evolution of man kind in girl code

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male

3. Infant -basically a baby male

4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there

5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male

Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."

Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"

Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."

Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

Evolutionary Creationism

Essentially a synonym for Theistic Evolution, but sometimes emphasizing God's ongoing, intimate role in the process more strongly. It asserts that evolution is true, but it is God's creative mode. The focus is on "creation" as the continuous, purposeful action of God through natural means, rather than a one-time event. It's the theological position that tries to have its scientific cake and eat it devotionally too.

Example: "The Evolutionary Creationist Sunday school teacher used evolutionary trees to teach about God's providence. 'See this branch? That's where God, working through natural selection, began the line that would lead to creatures capable of knowing and loving Him.' The kids were cool with it; the elders were nervous." Evolutionary Creationism

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Evolutionary Intelligent Design

A more contentious hybrid that accepts common descent but posits that evolution alone is insufficient to explain life's complexity. It argues for identifiable, divinely engineered interventions at key points (like the Cambrian Explosion or the origin of consciousness) within the evolutionary timeline. It's not Young Earth Creationism, but it still insists on detectable "design signatures" in the genetic code or fossil record, a claim mainstream evolutionary biology vehemently rejects.

Example: "He argued for Evolutionary Intelligent Design, claiming the genetic code was 'front-loaded' with information for future body plans. 'Evolution is the car,' he'd say, 'but God installed the GPS with the destination pre-programmed.' Biologists replied that the car built its own GPS on the road." Evolutionary Intelligent Design

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Evolutionary Empathy

The biological principle of commutative support across life forms, where organisms help, protect, or share resources with others to increase collective survival and evolution.

Trees use Evolutionary Empathy by sending nutrients through their root networks to support struggling neighbors.

by Lilac.in.a.Sack October 6, 2025

Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.

Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.

by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017