naked bird

(n.) a smooth, shaved pussy

I would only go down on her if she has a naked bird.

Naked birds are a lot smoother to penetrate.

by C-Murda November 17, 2004

naked molerat

Term used to describe a fully shaved vagina.

Girl one: You ready for your big date tonight?
Girl two: Yeah, I beze sporting a naked molerat.

by 4evabig March 16, 2008

Naked Pizza

Classic Prank or dare in which you phone for a pizza and when it is delivered you answer the door naked.

"Dare you to do a naked pizza order"

by Jordan3231 March 28, 2009

naked mole rat

Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.

She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!

by Inanna October 21, 2007

Naked football

where football is played naked often by teen guys in a secluded spot for teen women. Women love to watch naked football. It is a tough sport. No cup or anything else is used and a knee to the genitals is fair.

The girls want to see us play naked football.

by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010

Naked jump rope guy

A guy who entertains people by jumping rope naked so they can see his pecker floping up and down.

Lets go see that naked jump rope guy.

by Deep blue 2012 March 24, 2010

naked blonde

A girl with big tits, blonde hair, sexy legs, huge pussy, and the hottest face ever.

I saw a naked blonde...then I was having sex with her. This is because she was so fucking hot that my penis flew into her pussy then she started giving me head :).

by 13inchdickthatgetsmesofuckinghornyitgetsmehumpingeveryblondeisee!! July 1, 2006