Boozy Nuts

When you’re super drunk and you nut in a girls mouth and it taste like alcohol.

I got a buzz from my mans boozy nuts last night.

by Therealshocker69 May 31, 2018

Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.

I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.

by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019

Butter nuts

When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off

Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts

by HappierHawk5579 August 23, 2019

Cognitive Nutsack

Someone who learned about MBTI and thinks they're a master in psychology. They think their personality(which they picked out biasedly) is the master race and has no clue what cognitive functions are. They are most likely spotted in the wild saying they have an MBTI consisting of an N because they heard intuitives have a high IQ.

Girl "I think the reason I kind make friends is because I'm an INFJ and everyone is scared of my intellect."
Psychologist "Oh shit you're a Cognitive Nutsack."

by Mai Ting Long April 25, 2020

Bloody Nutsack

1. Bloody nutsack could be an insult.

2. Bloody nutsack could also be known as what happens when you go balls deep into a girl while shes on her period.

Miley Britton is a bloody nutsack.

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

Slithering Nuts

Sliding your nuts from left to right, much like a slithering snake, across a females face.

What if i slithered my nuts across a girls face in public? Call them slithering nuts.

by JakeSpecs August 6, 2020

Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.

Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020