get numb

To get so high or drunk that you cannot feel your limbs.

Let's get numb.

by shareadeck March 5, 2009

Exaggeration Number

The number you typically use to exaggerate a situation or scenario.

Although there are many numbers to choose from, you tend to stick to your own exagger-number.

"I heard he has like, twelve million siblings"

"There were about twelve million people at that show!"

"Pretty sure he slept with at least twelve million people."

That's my exaggeration number

by Jenna Cameron August 11, 2012

go number 3

A less common euphemism for masturbation.

I need to go number 3.

by Pikcube February 14, 2017

Number Neighbor

The person who’s number is identical to yours besides the last number which is one up or down. When you text them they usually get really pissed off really quickly.

Person 1: Hey your my number neighbor!!
Person 2: go die in a ditch

by Ray????? August 10, 2019

Phoney Number

When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.

Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

number-two pill

A pill you take when you are extremely constipated.

"Baby, why is your stomach so hard? When is the last time u did number-two?"

"Mama, I don't know." "Well that's too long!" "Forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!"

by Kaliah Kirby February 10, 2007

numbcunt

A person who puts people through a lot of trouble for nothing.

That numbcunt bought an XBOX yesterday and she returned it today!

by jaquio99 October 7, 2003