Newton's Cradle

While in the Doggy Style Position, slap her tits as to mimic the Balls of a Physics toy known as a Newtons Cradle

She had huge tits..so I had to Newton's Cradle her

by S-T-G December 5, 2011

Newtard

A newtard is that new colleague who thinks they know it all, but much to their dismay, end up being humbled by their seniors.

A newtard is usually in their late teens to early twenties, and has an over-inflated ego, but lacks the knowledge to back it up.

I tried to teach Amanda how to read the inventory report, but she acted like a newtard and blew me off.

by Big Poppa Peaches August 31, 2013

Newton's Turd

The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.

Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "

Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it

Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems

by AmboNec September 21, 2013

newtiques

Newtiques are items which are no more than 20 years old and were not manufactured with the intension of being collected. aestheticly, they fit in well amongst antiques, but are not reproductions, forgeries, or fakes. They are neither antiques made to look new again, or new items made to look old. Often times, newtiques are items which are commonly thought as disposable. A newtique can not remain a newtique, as with time it will become a collectible or an antique.

These bottle caps you've saved are great newtiques!

by Aaron Wicks July 16, 2014

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Newtered

The act of Newt Gingrich getting involved with a political campaign, thereby destroying said campaign's chance of winning the election.

The Trump campaign was so far ahead in the poles until they selected Gingrich as a running mate and he Newtered their chances of winning.

by Rogue Wave June 16, 2016