nanopet

A girlfriend (almost every single one) that requires constant love and attention. Instead of a digital pet that requires digital food, it is a living organism that constantly requires phone calls, text messages, and someone to ask questions about their day and listen to them.

God, nanopet's calling again, I gotta call you back, man, sorry.

by Tri-pod September 12, 2008

napoleon dynamite

A movie that was an indie-flick. For about ten seconds after its release. Then everybody and there stupid prep brother saw it and immediatly started overrquoting/misquoting it. Now every prep or emo pretends to be deep and relate to the movie. This movie was stolen from the indie kids! Its our movie bitches!

prep:Did you see Napoleon Dynamite 16 yet.
emo:ya that movie was so deep, i like cried for eight hours.
anyindiekidinU.S.A:both of you stfu that was originally an indie flick and you both fuckin know it.
emo:oh man (cries)

by zack novark October 29, 2006

napoleon dynamite

a good movie that isnt funny after the second time that has absoutley no plot

"Tina you fat lard! Come and eat!"
"Aww but my lips hurt real bad!"

by um...no comment January 13, 2005

Napoleoned

When a short guy takes over a girl's personal space to regale her with stories of his salary, car, or whatever else he is using to compensate for his size.

Short Guy: So I drive a fast car, make a shit-ton of money, and I run things at work? Wouldn't you like to bone?

Girl (to herself): Oh no! I've been Napoleoned!

by Old Indy May 9, 2008

Napoleon Bonaparte

The process by which you wrap your dick up in a crepe. You then ram it into your girls asshole until you are ready for the money shot. You pull out and then have her finish you off. For proper completion she must eat the entire crepe.

My girlfriend like relaxing on a Friday night while I give her a Napoleon Bonaparte.

by Honeybadger66 January 9, 2012

Napoda

The act of getting absolutely wasted and losing ones wallet/passport/phone etc. Frequently followed the next morning by frantic phone calls to banks embassy's and relatives.

Man that girl falling over is pulling such a Napoda.

by kehoesteve February 10, 2009

Napoleon

Napoleon Dynamite.
The funniest guy ever. Very good at slapping his nerdy brother and hates his Uncle Rico. Very good at drinking weird milk and Gatorade. Went hunting with his uncle for wolves in the mountains. Likes a girl that makes keychains.
Has a goat named Tina.

Tina: BAAHHHHHH
Napoleon: EAT THE FOOD TINA
EAT THE FOOD *throws spoonful of food at Tina*

by HulkSmazh April 3, 2016