Butt Mustard

Another way to describe the shit that comes out of a baby, it gets it's name from the color and consistency

You have to change little Johnny this time, I had to deal with his butt mustard last time!

Butt Mustard by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

honey mustard fuck

The act of putting honey mustard all over your girls vagina, then putting your penis into it. She then proceeds to lick your dick when finished.

My girl and I honey mustard fucked last night.

honey mustard fuck by Taintsmellslikepaint June 18, 2021

Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut

"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"

Nut mustard by squarepusher December 17, 2003

honey mustard 

When someone believes something happened one way but something entirely different actually took place.

"Don't you honey mustard me! You used to love sushi!"

"That is not how it happened, stop honey mustarding"

"If you honey mustard this I want you to know I have the pics to prove it."

honey mustard by Locus117 April 7, 2013

cusp mustard 

the state of which the cusp of your penis discharges a substance that resembles the tase and texture of mustard.

shanon walked into the room and proceeded to tell us about the nasty cusp mustard on her boyfreinds dick.

cusp mustard by schmibones August 4, 2009

Hot Yellow Ass Mustard 

Hot Yellow Ass Mustard: the result of anally straining oneself beyond one's limits then exposing that matter to a heated element.

After we ate the bean burrito we had a farting contest in which Matt pushed too hard and sprayed ass mustard all over the space heater causing it to become hot yellow ass mustard.

Hot Yellow Ass Mustard by Frankendouche September 11, 2005

Lung Mustard 

The yellow sac pustules that you cough up and whe you squeeze them they pop open and emit a horrible smell

Alan coughed up a Lung Mustard and he poped it in my face. The smell just about made me throw up

Lung Mustard by steve April 29, 2003