musterfucked

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.

Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.

by Poonj March 19, 2016

ass mucker

Named Joey, sometimes goes by slang name Puuch. Mucks ass 9-5 like it's his day job. Professional ass mucker.

I'm an ass mucker, my name is Joey

by Ass Mucker May 11, 2015

Musher

someone that you care for
a pet name, in a more, manly type of way.

"Hey musher! how you doin love?"
"Come on musher, it will all be alright."

by MorgzF July 16, 2008

Mucker

A term used in Northern California and the San Francisco Bay Area to address friends. Usually used buy young white males when greeting each other and usually combined with friendly insults. The term comes from the shortening of the generally unacceptable term "Mother-Fucker". The term "Mucker" gained popularity in 1994 when Quentin Tarrantino's film, Pulp Fiction was released, in which the character of Jules, played by Samuel L. Jackson, utters the longer version, Mother-Fucker, quite often. Can also be further shortened to "Mucka".

When two friends see each other at a party or a bar, they walk up to each other, slap hands and one says something like; "What's goin' down you fat ugly Mucker?"

or "'Sup Mucka?"

by Capt. Terrible June 19, 2010

bloody musket

when a male inserts watermelon seeds into his penis, then after intercourse he ejaculates, blood, cum and the watermelon seeds.

I preformed a painful bloody musket on a bitch.

by Chrismcmen August 24, 2007

Mulkern

A crazy, happy, semi-strange, average, and brunette girl that says "Jeezo" a lot. She also uses excessive "!"s and is addicted to
speed.

A:Oh jeezo! that girl is totally a Mulkern!
B:Yeah definitely dude!!!

by muahahaha? October 8, 2008

Fud Mukker

a word meaning "mother fucker" but the kid version. Just say it really fast. FuDmuKKeR

1.That fud mukker stole my pencil!

1. "Hey do u know sally?"
2. "Yea! She's a fud mukker! She taddled on me!"

(notice they are little kid quotes)

by ATaylorN October 16, 2008