Mushroom 

A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.

"At this party last night, Kim was the first to pass out, So I gave her a mushroom"

Mushroom by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

mushroom tatoo 

The mark left by slapping someone across the face with one's flaccid penis. Using an erect penis does not count.

"My yoon left a nice mushroom tatoo on his cheek."

mushroom tatoo by back iker August 27, 2005

mushroom tipping 

When you're too drunk to actually get it in.

Yeen: How'd it go with that chick last night?

Hreed: I was super drunk so I only ended up mushroom tipping her.

mushroom tipping by Sonics Friend Tails November 22, 2010

Flesh Mushroom 

Another slang term for a penis, mainly because of the shape of the had and the composition thereof.

"she really knows how to harvest a flesh mushroom"

Flesh Mushroom by MIAH April 8, 2007

Meat Mushroom

Slang Term referring to the male genitals.

Hurry up in there. Whats taking so long are you playing with your Meat Mushroom.

Meat Mushroom by FOTI OZ January 21, 2010

Mushroom Top 

The extreme version of Muffin Top. So extreme the top half grows from the head down then abruptly stops at the hips( like a mushroom ) to reveal thinner, and possibly even nice legs. Gravitational wise.. we don't know how this is possible. But many have proved gravity wrong by this odd shaped silhouette. Also known as Toad Stool.

"Wow, she has nice legs considering what her top half looks like."

"I know, she has a mushroom top, that's why she wears short skirts and then baggy sweatshirts."

Mushroom Top by mdez March 24, 2009

mushroom skating 

When u ingest any hallucinogen and start skateboarding/rollerblading/bmx...etc
Usually u do trick u wuldnt even imagine doing when u were sober.

Me and my friends smoked some kush be4 heading out on our all day sesh where we did alot of mushroom skating.

mushroom skating by :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP November 19, 2011