Love mop

The cleaning instrument(s) used to clean after sex.

Man, last night after we did our dirty business, me and my girl had to use 3 love mops to clean up our mess.

by Silky Bowelmovement December 28, 2011

mopped

when potato salad goes up your nose

look! That dude got mopped!

by Ozzy & sam December 3, 2020

meep mop

A Meep Mop is a traditional song sung by the Little Snus. Scientists proved that the origin of the song was somewhere around 1833 and in parts of what is now Northern California.

"Hi! Hows that one little song go?" "I said a Meep Mop A Meepy to the Mop!"

by Dr. Smoofy July 18, 2017

Oral Mopping

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.

I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.

by Shugunou February 16, 2023

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

Hand-mopping

v. When a proficient piano player is able to hit several groups of notes at different ends of the piano, sometimes in a sweeping motion, at a very fast pace (during an Allegro piece).

"Yeah she's a really good piano player".
"OH YEAH do you remember in the last performance she was absolutely hand-mopping those keys!"

by _masterdefine_ February 16, 2022

Mop

(mop)
1: An insult, saying someone is idiotic

Person 1: I got 20/50 on my math exam,
Person 2: you mop.

by LiarLiarPantsOnFire>:3 May 16, 2025