MOO

MOO is a slang used by asshole tourists when hindus praise a cow .

Alex Jones went to the hindu temple where he saw hindus worshipping a cow. In an assholy fashion, he yelled from the top of his lungs "MOOOOOOOO". He was then kicked out of india forever.

by IllegalPoptart May 19, 2018

Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

lifts my moos

when you feel depressed but seeing a really pretty person makes you feel better because you are horny for them (moos as a reference to the german word for "bush").

I was feeling really shit but Tan Frances really lifts my moos tbh.

by JosDickPics April 4, 2018

Deja Moo

The feeling you’ve heard this bull before.

Deja Moo. The feeling you’ve heard this bull before.

by The Crimson V July 25, 2019

Moos

A Moos is a surname from Germany that means strong and funny. It also means someone who won't give up or go without dealing with it. The surname Moos is also used for attractive people who know what they want and always get what they want. The surname also means power and dominence. It's given to sarcastic and funny people who will joke about you if they need to. A Moos always gets the girls or men.

Moos means power and greatness

by TrueGuy4Life November 14, 2019

Moo

Moo - noun

To show annoyance and disgust at ones mother

Mam - say cheese Rowan

Rowan - Moo (fuck right off mam)

Moo (fuck right off mam)

by 146LG November 18, 2019

Moo Law

is the name of a girl who is very smart and funny, she's the kinda girl who ships you with your future boyfriend, she's the person you'd never want to lose as a friend shes very understanding and will help you through hard times no matter what .she puts herself in front of others

person: my boyfriend cheated on me!
Moo law : let's go show him what he's missing out on!

by coacz November 21, 2019