Mermaid

One part sexy the other half lady

Person 1: do you know about mermaids?
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*

by Moonlight butter May 30, 2025

MeiMeiFied

"MeiMeiFied" is another term for "certified" but in a congratulations tone.

"You are officially MeiMeiFied by the program!"

by iLoveanimalshehe1273 August 3, 2025

Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.

Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.

by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025

Mermaiding

The act of pulling down ones shorts and giving oneself a very tight wedgie with ones underwear- to the point where the underwear is completely engulfed in said cheeks. It must be done on a public body of water like a lake or bathtub in the street, and is usually done by males.

The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.

"Mummy look! That boy over there is mermaiding in the bath"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"

by Mussy Master bearing TheChussy December 16, 2025

dankius memeius

The spiecies "Dankius Memeius" short terms: Dank Meme(s), Meme(s). is a spiecies that is common on the internet, if you haven't seen or met a meme yet, just one question. HOW CAN YOU AVOID MEMES!?

Let's say you were in the area where this spiecies live. a pro user of memes would say

Pro: shhh... be quiet, we don't want to scare the spiecie.

Normal person?: What spiecies is it?

Pro: It's Dankius Memeius. we have found SANIC and Thomas The Dank Engine

by Random Meme-y Person February 15, 2017

Well Memeing

Someone who is constantly tagging you in things they find funny but are inevitably lame or old.

"God, Jason just tagged me in another bone apple tea meme."
"Hey, he's well memeing, just clueless."

by Alejandro Trebeck December 14, 2016

secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017