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fucktographic memory

The special ability to remember vividly every single sexual experience one ever had. Similar to a photographic memory but limited to sex acts. Includes remembering physical characteristics of one's past sexual partners, as well as how the sexual encounters happened.
I swear I remember the shapes of all their penises Melissa. How many times do I have to tell you? I have a fucktographic memory!
by PeeBalls March 30, 2018
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Checkered memory

It's what vovich has
I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today
by CitizenKhaine August 4, 2019
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Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.
Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!
by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017
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memorial library

A Memorial Library could be viewed as a library established to remind people of the works of a person in form of archival documents, e.g. texts, books, paper both published and unpublished and other items or materials at the demise of a person in his honor.
You can find the Late Professor Ayodele Tella's work on homeopathy in his Memorial Library
by T'LA April 17, 2016
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dickographic memory

Similar to photographic memory, it’s where you might not remember a guys name but you remember if that dick was good or not.
Dude, this guy I recognized tried to take me home tonight but my dickographic memory reminded his dick wasn’t that good.
by Bflee000004 September 15, 2022
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Memory Arrogance

When the awareness of one's (highly) functional memory keeps one from studying/preparing for an exam in a rational way, usually manifesting itself in binge watching TV shows on Netflix, the discovery of new interests, and Googling random celebrities.
That girl has a serious case of memory arrogance- she thinks she is still going to do well on the exam, but only read the notes once then spent the rest of the night Googling celebrity doppelgangers.
by sarbear11 October 23, 2013
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Photoshop memory

Kyle used his photoshop memory when he said "The dog had eight heads and twelve arms and legs and could drive cars, I'm serious I really seen it!"
by Msnook15 January 27, 2016
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