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Melon

"Milk" mixed with "lemonade".
Wanna buy some "melons"?
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The headrush you get from nicotine
i have such a melon right now
by grigrigdio February 11, 2019
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Marsh-Melon

The comically wrong way to pronounce the word marshmallow. A common prank to pull on Vulcans curious about human behavior relating to camping.
When Kirk, Spock and McCoy go camping, Spock takes out a small electronic device similar to a thermos. When Kirk asks Spock what he is doing, Spock replies "I'm preparing to toast a Marsh-melon." further explaining that he was trying out the customs of camping out that he consulted through the Enterprise-A's computer. To which McCoy laughs. Little did Spock know, McCoy programmed the ship's computer to change the name Marshmallow to Marsh-Melon as part of a practical joke.
by STFilmmaker April 12, 2019
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stupid ass melon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon
by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021
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Melon

Bro stop screaming like that you complete melon
by Awesome Tard February 9, 2020
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by Jqsper March 13, 2024
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Dusty Melons

Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years

Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
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