Matt Sturniolo

the sweetest hottest boy ever

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot

by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022

Matt Webb

The lead guitarist of band Marianas Trench.
From Vancouver, BC, he's awesome, funny, and super cute.

Friend: Did you see Matt Webb at the MT concert?
Me: Yeah, he was rockin'!

by Lover;Dearest. March 28, 2009

Matt Smith

Flawless hipster cutie who plays the 11th Doctor on popular sc-fi British TV show Doctor Who. He wears scarves and patterned jumpers, he has perfectly coiffed hair and he does some mad dancing.

Friend 1: I think I'm pregnant...
Friend 2: What?! Why??
Friend 1: I just saw a picture of Matt Smith.

by Rosiepeverell April 11, 2011

matt bomer

A very attractive man who is admired by all. Thought by many to be the real Messiah. He saved us all from certain ugliness. His beautifulness overpowered all of the ugly in the world. His jaw line reserected all of the little brown eyed and brown haired children creating the Bomer race. This race is far more powerful than the Aryan Race, created by none other than Hitler. This Bomer Race wins with its brown eyes and brown hair against the blue eyed and blonde haired Hitler Youth. The Bomer Youth is superior. Heil Bomer.

Matt Bomer's Jawline Resurrected the Bomer Race.

by The real Messiah January 15, 2015

Matt's Mom

The hottest, sexiest, bitch ever. biggest booty and titties. And Matt himself has a shitty computer

Matt's mom banged me hard

by Rick e. fresh October 30, 2008

Matt Copple

a small, gremlin look-a-like from the game series, Dolson. He finds himself cunning when he actually isn't. He tends to be a joking character in the game, but does not know how to take a joke himself. He is the key to pure laughter. Also, he is not easy on the eyes.

He's pulling a serious Matt Copple right now.

by Daniel Gottlob Turk December 9, 2012

Matt Fact

Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.

He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"

by Coogrrs July 7, 2016