gender segregated marriage

Gender segregated marriage is the marriage of two men or two women regardless of whether or not they are gay or straight. It refers to same-sex marriage (aka gay marriage) but is used instead to stress the lack of gender integration in same-sex households. This takes the focus off homosexuality and highlights the gender issues.

What do you think of gay marriage?

I'm sick of gender-benders pretending gender doesn't matter. Why should we pay for legal, social, and tax benefits for gender segregated marriage? They're just gonna sue us.

by friddaridda November 18, 2011

Marriage material

Connor

"Connor would make the perfect husband, he's so marriage material" - Some bird, 2k17

by Geoff the Destroyer May 3, 2017

opposite marriage

An arrangement in which the anti-husband and anti-wife may not have intercourse with each other, but must enjoy the company of others.

I thought same-same sex was pretty kinky, but wouldn't you know? Then Miss California came up with "opposite marriage."

by Just another warming denier May 1, 2009

marriage

much less sex to the woman the man loves.

the woman chops her beautiful long hair.

"even though we have a new marriage, does not give you the selection to slice your hair off.

by pnamajck November 1, 2010

gay marriage

you arent born gay. thats impossible. if your born male, you're gonna like females. males turn gay cause their mother babied them when they were young, or they hung out with females all the time when they were kids.

and this is why gay marriage should be banned. if you can turn gay, then you can turn straight again.

leave us straights alone. we've banned gay marriage and thats the end, so stop your whining.

imagine yourself a straight kid being adobted by faggots, how would you feel?

by 555 April 26, 2005

Marfing

The act of sniffing a cow's hind end as it farts with the goal of obtaining a high from the chemicals released in the flatulence.

Clint was out in the cow pastures marfing all night long.

by JBMooney March 3, 2019

Wal-marting

A.- The act of entering wal-mart in a strange costume and performing a simple dance.

B.- Going to wal-mart and fucking shit up

Ted: Hey dude we're about to go fuck shit up at wal-mart, wanna come?
Roger: You mean wal-marting?
Ted: Sure whatever.
Rodger: HELL YEAH!!!

Rian: What's that strange costume for?
Joe: Wal-marting, what else dumbasss.
Rian: Just asking...

by ThaGoldenRod June 23, 2012