ancient mariner

So you’re doing this chick from behind. She doesn’t know it, but you’re holding a handful of clam chowder. Just as you’re about to come, you pull out. But instead of coming on her back, you fool her by throwing the handful of clam chowder on her back instead. Then when she turns around, you jizz on her face.

Jill was shocked when her birthday surprise from Tim turned out to be an Ancient Mariner.

by Zabs September 18, 2008

Marine Corps Officer

A way overpaid useless individual in the United States Marine Corps because everything in the Marine Corps can be ran way more efficiently by Enlisted Marines and for way less money than the goverment spends on their monthly pay check.

Enlisted Marine 1: "Why do we need all these faggot Marine Corps Officers? The Marine Corps would be 100 times better without them. They are useless."

Enlisted Marine 2: "I know."

by GruntLife July 10, 2011

Marinette

Marinette is a small town of 9,000 people 40 miles north of Green Bay on I-41. This City has more bars than churches, and more subway restaurants (3) than police officers. Ranking in the top ten "dirtiest places to raise your kids" according to one poll based on the amount of pollution caused by industrial manufacturing in town. It's no wonder they lose their interstate football rivalry game to Menominee, MI every year by more than 30 points.

Marinette: "It is what it is." Yeah this might be true, but "Our mayor can out drink your mayor." Don't believe me? Look up Marinette mayor arrested on YouTube.

"Hey, let's go to Marinette." "Marinette? Where the fuck is that?"

"The Marinette vs Menominee game is this week." "Hmmmm, we should go, I heard Menominee might score less than 60 points in the first quarter this year."

by Schneebs17 October 30, 2016

Fucking Marine

1. A person that joined the marines for the wrong reasons.

2. Someone that enlists to have sex with others in the military.

3. A Canadian that will fuck his way through for full U.S. citizenship. Usually has boners for Superman.

I'm going to join the Fucking Marines whether you like it or not, dad.

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

by Maso Chist September 14, 2008

female marine

The fewer the prouder. Don't call us FM's or WM's or fuckin BAM 'cause that shit isn't right. We are Marine's just the same.

Every Marine a rifle man! Semper Fi!

Hey look at that BAM/FM/WM over there.
Who? That Female Marine?
Oh shoot I think she heard us!
:::CRRRUUNNCH!:::
::::nuts get cracked!::::

by Female Marine November 14, 2007

marine natural resources

the water in the ocean, especially around carribean coral areas.

the water where cruise ships dump their waste

by ben January 1, 2004

Marnesia

Marnesia-Yo Nigga Favv👅 Big Pimp👑 Bad Temper🙊Will Smack Any Bitch If They Get Smart ,Wrong Or Just Because She Dont Like Them😂🤝 Marnesia Is Smart Asf Honor Roll Student She Fine Asf To You Just Dont Know Ask Ya Nigga🙊🤝👅

Marnesia Will Pimp Ya Nigga Out😛

by Marnesia November 10, 2018