Manpon

The steamed or microwaved hot towel wrapped in clingfilm that is given to you along with a chocolate and the bill in certain restaurants.

"Eh that curry was brahma - pass us a manpon. Don't eat all the after 8's - How much each?! but I only had...."

by henrynav September 4, 2005

Manpon

A mans penis taking the place of a tampon.

"Can I be your manpon?"

by Phil Doughty December 2, 2004

manjob

when someone receives a handjob from a man, sometimes disguised as a woman

he said he got a handjob at a party and then found out it was a guy doing it!

haha so he got a manjob!!!

yeah, i think he knew all along it was a dude!

me too!!!

by johnnyboner August 2, 2009

leo majonee

when u feelings real good and u want a tickle tickle in ur pickle pickle....oooo yaaa macho man randy savage

leo majonee vaa vaa, chicken ka salan vaa vaa

by Hermacore III August 8, 2006

Keitumetse Manone

Keitumetse Manone,is a skinny yellow boy thts so handsome, tht he just might be a billionaire juss for being tht cute...he got wht thy call a skinny nice body,he's future wife is he's bestfriend who's considered very attractive by many people,but even her she believes he's way cuter then him! Defined

You so cute u juss might earn the name Keitumetse Manone! Defined

by Yeahicandraw October 12, 2017

manpon

a tampon used by men who are pussy ass and drive rusty 79 berlinetta camaros and think they are the shiznit. also for the man who has had a rough night of anal lovin.

chris aston of utah

by mke ock December 16, 2003

Mantong

person who get drunk or high because of fags or alcohol
(tiger beer la contoh).or wut we called it,lalok or tingtong or xaxau

one day,me,romero,ammar,and dato k saw salim walks unproperly.and he also always rubbing his fucking black head.
suddenly...

romero:oi salim apa kena ang ni.terencat ka
salim:atoii..bukanla.aku mantong la.(nak nangis)
ammar:lol.apsal plak dah?
salim:aku overdose shitsha la
datok k:hihi.tu la aku dah ckp,sepam dua sudey.haa kan?
salim:aku sanggap dowh.tu psl aku isap smpai abes satu
balang shisha.ergh
ramai2:wakakaka gila btoi(disambung dgn kutukan,cacimakian)
salim:waaaa...atoii...cmni la korang..sdeyh tol
ramai2:hoho xD

pity salim.but he's white.i mean..real "white"
hehe sory salim =D

by kaospilot January 14, 2008