cop magnet

A vehicle that cops frequently pull over, often without justifiable cause.

I gotta get a new car, this old piece of crap is a cop magnet.

by Sn0t_BuBBLe August 24, 2019

dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

by Father Jake September 14, 2017

Why my pee pee magenta?

In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.

Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.

by Fishyotter October 31, 2018

penis magnet

someone who is a magnet for penis.

dude #1: your a fucking penis magnet
dude #2: ;D

by Endless Shadow December 19, 2003

Dick Magnet

A woman (or gay man) who typically attract the wrong type of guy, i.e. guys who act like dicks.

Jane: Sarah, why can't I seem to find any decent guys?

Sarah: Jane, you're such a dick magnet.

Jane: What?

Sarah: You only seem to attract guys who act like complete dicks, you're a dick magnet.

by xSallyx March 29, 2009

magneto

Noun: One who controls metals and/or likes to puncture his own skin. One who scares old ladies

Adjective: Unconventional, daring

"Don't you think you've had enough chrome, Magneto?"

"Why don't you take it easy on that Zinc, Magneto?"

"Magneto can you make me a bicycle out of this old pair of fishing rods?"

"Boy that sure is a magneto way of doing it!"

by Ned Casey September 13, 2008

Magnetic Dicking

A popular action which involves taping magnets to you and your mate's dick, letting them pull towards each other until they're both touching.

Hey, did you hear about how Josh and Carl were magnetic dicking at the party last night? Yeah, it was crazy, I also got an STD from Stacy.

by Paul Cinnamon January 15, 2017