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magic portal

the trip you get when you're really baked and you go from one place to another in what seems like 5 seconds but is really 10-15 minutes and you dont remember anything that happened within that time period.
tristan-"whoa. magic portal. werent we just at Dead Duck like, two seconds ago?"

emma-"no, that was a long time ago."
by corabora December 15, 2008
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finger magic

the use of fingers to stimulate a woman's vagina for sexual enjoyment
My friend used finger magic last night on his girlfriend. She was pleased.
by redmav5 February 19, 2009
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Gypsy Magic

To provide an explanation for the unexplainable.
Person A: How did all that blood get on the stage?
Person B: Gypsy Magic.
by Techlx April 30, 2011
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magic dump

A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.
My stomach cramps were so awful I thought I was going to die til I took that magic dump.
by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008
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A Magic Balloon

Something that you are happy that you have found.
"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON!"
by Orchestralmayonnaise December 8, 2009
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Ass Magic

When you are having sex with someone who does not like it anal. You wait until it is nice a juicy and magically slip your dick into her ass and make her cum all over the place!!!
My girlfriend was a prude until I slipped her some ass magic and now she is an anal slut.
by DaddyJackson September 10, 2004
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magic hands

nickname for someone who gives bloomin' good massages (in a non-kinky way!)
'ooh that feels nice on my neck Magic Hands!!'
by musicmadjones June 23, 2006
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