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marijuana

A type of box used for storing wet towels and wood

drys stuff like shit
man that marijuana dried the shit out of my towel
by anonyumos May 26, 2006
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Marijuana

Get real. These are terms applied by the *Powers that Be* to describe the cannabis plant, of any type, including Hemp. If we would all start using the correct name for it, maybe we could separate it from the Bull being spouted by the people in charge of protecting us from enjoying ourselves. The mere fact that this word is still used, should show everyone how deeply the misinformation the government has been embedded into our minds. The stigma and the hate surrounding this plant has also been driven as deep as racism. The worst side effect I have ever experienced from this wonderful plant, has been the Law and Police. This too, is the reason for the incredible PARANOIA that overcomes some users, when they are merely trying to relax. Or maybe using it to restore the balance in the human body.

Author Martin Booth notes that this etymology was popularized by Harry J. Anslinger in the 1930s, during his campaigns against the drug.
Marihuana - The Assassin of Youth!
Marijuana - The Demon Weed.
by ThisIs Insane June 11, 2013
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Short Sleeved Magician

Somone who's very predictable
John- Can you believe tom asked me for money on my birthday?

Alex- tom's such a short sleeved magician.
by AnonymousUser14 February 25, 2010
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marijuana

a drug that can't kill you but is known as the gateway drug. you get tired of the weed high so you go to coke, herione etc. also not all natural stuff is good for you. what about snake venom?? that can fucking kill you and its all natural. anyone who had the least bit knowledge in their head would know that weed is the dumbest thing you can do. because you can get addicted to weed. very easily. so all of you guys that do weed and thinks its cool and shit. you are a bunch of fucking dumbasses. end of question. ill counter any example you give me.
my cousin last night got arrested for smoking marijuana.
by fender5001 November 14, 2007
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marijuana

It is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die.
"Hey guys, I want to get high, let's go smoke some marijuana!"
by Unger July 21, 2005
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Marijuana is a "drug" for middle-schoolers,which they are first introduced to right after alcohol.The majority of people over the age of 13 move on to less pussified substances such as cocaine or prescription drugs,or crystal meth if you really have the balls to.The majority of adults who do use marijuana are either black or Michael Phelps.
dopepotweedshitmary janereefermarijuana
by PurpleHazeDragon October 26, 2009
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God of Marijuana

commonly represented as an eight-legged fetus with two bung holes
dear 8 legged fetus, God of Marijuana, thank you for the bountiful bud we are bout to smoke tonight, may your wisdom light our smokey path to enlightenment. aaaaaaaaaaa-marijuanaaaaa
by chodey paterson June 28, 2008
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