Magic Money

When you put on a pair of shorts/pants and the first thing you do is put your hand in your pocket and surprisingly you find money in your pocket.

Ted: Oh my god...Magic money!!!

Chad:How much?

Ted:Six bucks bro!!!

Chad: Word lets chill with it.

by ChadBro chill September 01, 2010

queef magic

noun or verb -a spectacular repetitive explosion of queefs and a loved one is captured in astonishment by the queefing.

When making love, Haus was overjoyed when Becky queef magiced before she climaxed.

by Miss Stranddd September 13, 2009

magic dump

A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.

My stomach cramps were so awful I thought I was going to die til I took that magic dump.

by Sarah Lambert March 03, 2008

finger magic

the use of fingers to stimulate a woman's vagina for sexual enjoyment

My friend used finger magic last night on his girlfriend. She was pleased.

by redmav5 February 20, 2009

Gypsy Magic

To provide an explanation for the unexplainable.

Person A: How did all that blood get on the stage?
Person B: Gypsy Magic.

by Techlx April 12, 2011

A Magic Balloon

Something that you are happy that you have found.

"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON!"

by Orchestralmayonnaise December 03, 2009

Ass Magic

When you are having sex with someone who does not like it anal. You wait until it is nice a juicy and magically slip your dick into her ass and make her cum all over the place!!!

My girlfriend was a prude until I slipped her some ass magic and now she is an anal slut.

by DaddyJackson September 10, 2004