Magic Tomato

A cherry tomato that magically soars across cafeterias and crashes onto one's salad container, usually filled with salad, leaving the innards of the salad container scattering across the floor, leaving the salad eater in mild confusion, because the tomato is usually too fast to be seen. After impact of the tomato it proceeds to go through the salad, hence magical, and roll across the rest of the cafeteria landing all the way against the back wall.

The magic tomato hit Chris's salad, leaving him in some confusion, and threw his salad on the floor.

by GrammEr Nazi May 19, 2011

finger magic

the use of fingers to stimulate a woman's vagina for sexual enjoyment

My friend used finger magic last night on his girlfriend. She was pleased.

by redmav5 February 19, 2009

Gypsy Magic

To provide an explanation for the unexplainable.

Person A: How did all that blood get on the stage?
Person B: Gypsy Magic.

by Techlx April 30, 2011

magic dump

A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.

My stomach cramps were so awful I thought I was going to die til I took that magic dump.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

A Magic Balloon

Something that you are happy that you have found.

"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON!"

by Orchestralmayonnaise December 8, 2009

Ass Magic

When you are having sex with someone who does not like it anal. You wait until it is nice a juicy and magically slip your dick into her ass and make her cum all over the place!!!

My girlfriend was a prude until I slipped her some ass magic and now she is an anal slut.

by DaddyJackson September 10, 2004

magic hands

nickname for someone who gives bloomin' good massages (in a non-kinky way!)

'ooh that feels nice on my neck Magic Hands!!'

by musicmadjones June 23, 2006