Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor

The best Menteri Besar of Kedah ever. He saved Kedah from communism and left-wing populism. He really cares people and always thinks for future.

Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor is our hero!

by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023

shittiest musician ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

by folded cache out June 1, 2013

frosty mudslide

When a woman defecates while pushing semen out of her vagina, resulting in the appearance of white frosting on the fecal matter.

Holy shit! Jennifer just made a frosty mudslide after the gang bang. I thought it was an accident but Eric paid extra to film the whole thing and take it home as a souvenir.

by woowoocas October 8, 2014

word mug

Mugs that Urban Dictionary sells with a word of your choice on it

Me: is scrolling thru urban dictonary and clicks on a definition
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Me: closes tab

by bobthechez June 10, 2018

Van Mug

A fat, white, middle aged, bald British male who drives a van like a c*nt, tend to work in a trade or construction, has right-wing patriotic beliefs, voted brexit, proud of the British empire, has a rough skin texture, and degrades women.

"Look at that van mug cat calling the teenage girl over there"

"Look at that racist van mug, he definitley voted brexit"

by 5’8 81KG tryna bulk!?!? November 16, 2021