Mr. Clarkson

A shit teacher that will do anything to see a pair of tits, no chin or jawline, just and overall whale that ate to much pasta, a very big nonce, probably would touch you up if ya was in a room with him, will send ya aht for nowt 🙄

Student 1:"yo have ya seen that pufferfish right there bro"
Student 2:"o yea Mr. Clarkson hes a big fat whale mate,sent me aht for nowt last lesson"

by dizzydaisy🤪 November 12, 2019

mr. christan

Hippocratic potato

mr. christan: NO! NO BATTLE PASS FOR U

by neonmotion November 21, 2019

Mr. Clean

Someone who thinks they are better then others because they don't drink, smoke weed etc.

"All you give a fxck about is coke and xbox. " tom
"You think your better then people, mr. Clean mr high and mighty.

by King Cobraaa December 14, 2019

Mr. creamy

when a guy ejaculates so hard his sperms become creamy and ready for soup.

aaron: yo i heard mike did a Mr. creamy

renald: yeah bruh it’s kinda awesome
aaron: how do you know?

by mrcreamyfan142 December 24, 2019

Mr. Cat

The nicest kitty in the whole wide world. He loves shrimpy shrimp.

Who’s a nice mr. cat?

by Moe moog January 4, 2020

Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

Mr. Cap

When someone is being a liar or is cappin.

It’s the opposite to no cap. That person usually is very lost.

Bro 1: Bro we gonna hang tonite?
Bro 2: Bro, of course bro

2 hours later:

Bro1: when are we gonna meet?

Bro2: Brooo... sorry i‘m with my girl tonight.

Bro1: Wow... such a Mr. Cap

by aveey April 24, 2020