Ted Mosby

the best character on how i met your mother. he is extremely underrated. and does not deserve the hate he gets.

you know that show how i met your mother? it wouldn’t make any sense without ted since there would be no one to meet the mother.

you’re such a ted mosby!
(aka you’re the main character but also the best character.)

by I’m so bored February 10, 2021

moss

1. a HUGE MESS, but, in an endearing sort of way; 2. Rebecca.

She is such a huge moss; one time she dropped her grilled cheese in front of an entire tour group!

by mossy rock October 8, 2009

messy

messy can mean several things:

1)When something is untidy.
2)When something is really good.
3)When something is out of control.

1)Your room is really messy.
2)Life's bare messy at the moment.
3)This party is MESSY.

by Emmaaa,x. May 23, 2009

Mosey

The most holy prophet Captain Mosey was original prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. FSM appeared to Mosey during a stupor (induced by mead and al dente pasta). Captain Mosey is the originator of the 8 Condiments, also known as the 8 'rather you didn'ts' which were given to him by the FSM on the top of Mount Salsa. Mosey was crucified in year 1 of the pastafarian calendar, after abducting Julius Cesar, holding him for a terribly low ransom, raising that ransom, and then being taken captive himself.

Mosey was a trusted advisor to the FSM, and one drunken bastard too.

by RevSmithFSM September 20, 2014

Moss

A person you meet and think they are an asshole, but after awhile they start to grow on you.

That guy over there is the moss man!

by moss1972 April 11, 2010

Mossers

A green, moss-like growth on the genitals. Most commonly transmitted through anal intercourse. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Excretion of a thick, pus-like ooze and a bitter smell not unlike alcohol.

I met this chick at the bar last night. Turned out she had mossers. Good thing I didn't go down on her

by Dr. Bueller November 19, 2010

kate moss

One of the ugliest models to ever grace the fashion industry. Kate Moss's coke use was her way of forgetting how ugly she actually was, and hoped no one would blow the whistle on her hideousness which would force her to return all the money she made. Honestly, how the fuck does anyone think this girl is anything special? Everyone in this world is so gay. You could throw feces on the anorexic bitch and the "upper-echelon" goons of our society call it the latest fashion trend and then praise the model, even though she wasn't the one who decided she was literally gonna get shit on in the first place. As silly as that sounds, it's a direct parallel to what actually occurs. What a great society.

Mike: Have you ever noticed that paid models are never really that hot?
Matt: Yea, it's always the mediocre-looking ones who quickly take the job offers because it makes their justified low self-esteem unjustifiably higher...like Kate Moss, who now thinks she's better than everyone.
Mike: Agreed. I'm gonna go masturbate to the girl next door, she's way hotter and doesn't have an undeserved inflated ego.

by paparazzi July 16, 2006