Math Teacher

A person with the sole purpose to make your life and education more difficult - often causing mental and in some extreme cases physical illnesses.

Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3

by baddestbytch February 26, 2020

St math

A torture device were this penguin Jiji walks across the screen t posing. He is your only homie in ST math but, he doesn't wear socks so he is gay.

Teacher: Ok class lets do St math for 1 hour.

Literally every fucking student in a 20 meter radius: L E T S G A M E H O M I E S.

by thisniggayourhomie April 2, 2020

Mathsterbation

Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.

Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?

Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!

Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...

by highoffmathsfaps November 5, 2013

Mahsjasja

To hop around in circles flailing your arms like an idiot

He liked to Mahsjasja like you!

by dklahjskda January 9, 2004

Mashstache

(verb) When two men with moustaches lock lips.

Bro 1: You have such a beautiful moustache
Bro 2: You too bro, we should mashstache
they do so.

by use_my_holes45 November 14, 2011

math fatigue

When you've done so much math that you lose your ability to do any more of it

I had a really hard math test today, so I have math fatigue. I can barely add or subtract

by fluffypenis September 8, 2017

matesse

The sexiest girl you have ever met. Gives good blow jobs. And is fucking funny

I love Matesse

by Immaspud May 15, 2018