matesse

The sexiest girl you have ever met. Gives good blow jobs. And is fucking funny

I love Matesse

by Immaspud May 15, 2018

matesse

One good looking girl. Loves to have a great laugh and always makes everyone laugh . Kind to everyone and have the kindest heart . Her and Someone that starts with j are in love <3

Matesse it the best girl

by Immaspud May 15, 2018

Matisse

ULTIMATE GOD OF SEX. RULER OF THE 5TH DIMENSION. SLAYER OF WOMAN.

Person: the end is near
Person2: ITS THE GOD ,MATISSE

by Deathsponge May 9, 2020

Matisse

The best friend u will ever have. Really pretty and great to talk to. Absolutly funny. Really good at dancing . And all round the best person u will ever meet in ur life

Guy 1:She is the best girl ever
Guy 2: must be a Matisse

by Josh lungi September 8, 2013

Matisse

He is very hot and loves to have sex. Very funny yet sometimes he is quiet. He is very trustworthy and will never let you down. He is a great athlete with a speciality in basketball. He is often quite tall. He is a good kisser so he often has a girlfriend. He is very muscular and kind. The perfect combination for a good boyfriend.

Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.

by plsloveme March 26, 2020

Manesse

Female version of mans, such as the song title: Mans not hot would become; Manesse not hot if the artist were a female. In this day and age there should be a polite way to address females.

“Aye bruv, do you see dat pitf manesse over there? She’s my ting.

by SAMICH Original January 1, 2018

Matisse

A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’s are very nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very fun to hang around with and you never feel bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of Mars. Matisse is better than you.

Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020