lopsters

A pair of Lopsided Boobs.

Wow dude, that lady's got some Real lopsters! >.<

by Rarz January 14, 2008

Lobster Claw

A very skinny, bony person with red skin due to lack of pigment.

Alli is a Lobster Claw!

by Doug Estey June 27, 2006

Lolsterpiece

A piece of academic or artistic work that the author thinks is a masterpiece, but is in fact a complete disaster worthy only of mockery.

"Hey, did you hear Justin Bieber's new song?"
"Yeah. It's an absolute frickin' lolsterpiece".

by sTeamTraen August 22, 2014

One-Eyed Lobster

A loyal member of the Communist Party.

Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers.

by Captain Commie July 30, 2003

lobster claw

Male cameltoe, caused by wearing pants that are too tight.

Scott's pants are so tight you can see his lobster claw.

by smackjer December 28, 2005

Lobster Day

April 21st, the day after 420, when you can do anything except steal things.

On Lobster Day, I went out and bought some seafood, because I have holiday spirit!!!

by Billy Yesko September 5, 2006

lobster arms

someone who has red arms

duncan scott who is a bell end (lobster arms)

by mcmacd July 21, 2006