Furry Lobster

Slang term referring to the genital region of a woman with a good amount of pubic hair.

The date went well and ended with a nice serving of furry lobster.

by alphonse55 May 8, 2007

Brazilian lobster tickle

Getting a hand job from a naked Brazilian with lobster claw oven mitts

Man that chick gave me a Brazilian lobster tickle last night.

by Don't mess with the zohan March 18, 2014

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009

lobstarpro

This is a name for an amazing youtuber who has more subscribers than pewdiepie himself and has the highest quality content out of every youtuber if you come across his channel you should definetly subscribe to him

LobstarPro is the best youtuber ever

by Anonymous0002832 April 13, 2019

tye dye lobster bib

a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)

Do you know Rick? him and his girlfriend were on shrooms and i guess they tye dye lobster bibbed.

by Charlie, Barker, and rivas. April 3, 2010

lobsterstory

A type of fanfiction written for the TV show Friends centering around true love.

My lobsterstory is about how much Ross and Rachel love each other.
Ross is Rachel's lobster.

by perkyshadowgirl October 13, 2006

Lobsterism

1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".

2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.

"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."

by tHe PeNgUiN oF cUm August 6, 2018