Wind over loaf

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.

"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."

by jimmycakes July 18, 2016

grunting a loaf

i feel ya dogg

grunting loafs is dope

by ya mama January 26, 2003

loaf pinching hoe

The act of pooping ones pants in front of your friends for a few bucks.

I needed some pizza and had no cash, so I became a loaf pinching hoe.

by Chaz Randolph December 29, 2007

top loaf of bread

Basically a hoe, everyone touches it but no one wants it

Damn bro she's the top loaf of bread

by Pxrla October 7, 2019

sticky steam loaf

when u are making a steam loaf u jizz on it before u put it in

drews dad jizzed into the steam loaf and he didnt tell his family

by jordan February 11, 2005

I loaf you

Another way of saying "I love you", except SUPER LEGIT.

Julia: Hey, can you give me a ride home?
Clarissa: Yeah, no problem.
Julia: Many thanks man, I loaf you!

by QueueTips August 25, 2011

piping hot loaf

When two men take a crap on each other then put it in there mouths and savore the taste, or when have sex with black midgets and old ladys after going on a 3 hour "fishing" trip with pastor Bill

"Man that piping hot loaf you gave me was amazing, and it tasted so good
OR
"Father thats a fishing trip i will never forget"

by dylan did this March 30, 2008