last horse

A person who is frequently the last person in the group to grasp a new idea or joke.

And the last horse crosses the finish line. Glad tonsee you caught up with the rest of us Drew.

by Snyper36912 May 11, 2017

Last yourself

Stay alive instead of committing suicide.

C'mon man, I know life's hard. But you gotta last yourself matter what.

by Enickrid August 31, 2017

last rat

Being at your wit’s end.

Shut up Logan, I’m on my last rat.

by OGsavage123 May 23, 2018

last day banana

An overly ripened banana that is yellow with brown spots and is beginning to soften thereby needing to be consumed immediately to avoid spoilage.

The grocer only had last day bananas in stock so I'll wait until a fresh load is delivered later this week before purchasing.

by Couch Pig May 7, 2018

last minute annie

someone who leaves things to the very last minute, often the night before a deadline.

why haven’t you finished that essay yet it’s due in 20 minutes! you’re such a last minute annie

by penisface :) August 28, 2018

Least Attractive Denominator (Lad)

The least attractive denominator (lad) is a phenomenon that occurs on dating profiles, where the least attractive person pictured in each group photo is the owner of the dating profile.

Jerry: Every one of this girl’s profile pics is in a group photo, most of the girls are attractive but I can’t tell which one is her.
Chad: It’s always the least attractive denominator (lad), in this case the fat girl wearing too much eye makeup. Sorry man.

by Hankhillspropane December 25, 2019

Last slice of pizza

The forbidden treasure only the bravest or most audacious reach for.

P1: He is going for the The last slice of pizza
P2: The bravery
P3: The audacity

by UnnamedNicky July 4, 2020