last night

the time in which i was with your mother

Jennifer: Where were you last night?
Me: With your mother

by rinpffft November 22, 2021

Last name, social security #

Mother’s maiden name or birth Father’s last name. Make sure to include first name for clarification.

A series of numbers used to define who you are. Mostly used on job applications, bank statements or background checks. Normally on your W-2 forms.

You will not receive a stimmy without your Last name, social security # matching up. Don’t forget your first name too.

by Regular Quick November 23, 2021

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...

Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...

by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021

Last Year

Xaviar William Biondo founder of the pro-lgbtq fashion line "Arkyve"

Man, Biondo is so last year

by Will Biondo December 1, 2021

Last bite ick

When you’re eating a perfectly delicious meal but you either can’t finish the last bite, or have to spit the last bite out due to getting the ick.

I was eating a pop tart and got the last bite ick.

by Winter1999 February 5, 2022

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022