Don’t spill in my lap

Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020

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if it fell on my lap

A person who you wouldn't put effort into pursing, but if they aggressively pursued you you'd be down.

Hey what do you think of them? Uh, I mean if it fell on my lap.

by CaptainConfusion November 27, 2025

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

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A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.

Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.

by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017

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running laps

When you are reading a manga/manhwa or watching an anime and something cute or hot happens, then you need to get away from ur phone/pc for a bit to process what just happened, so u run laps (probably around ur house)

"Did u saw that kiss from banana fish ?"
"Yeah that shit got me running laps around my house 🏃🏽 ♂️💨"

by camidee December 11, 2020

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Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

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