kickball

Kickball is a game of passion, of tears, of blood. It is the single greatest game ever conceived, besting even that of a good game of dodgeball. Technically kickball isn't a game of tears and blood, but a good game is marked by the presence of these two elements (as well as a correctly sized (approx. 10") Red Rubber Ball).
Similarly to dodgeball, it is traditionally played with a red rubber ball, but any kickable object is accepted. Traditional rules are similar to that of baseball (an infinitely inferior game, even if it is more popular). The chief difference is that in kickball you kick a ball, instead of, slightly homoerotically, swing at balls with your (wood) bat. Kickball also involves the fielders attempting to get out the runners by tagging them, or (for those with skill) pegging them. Knocking them over is a plus, but, unless otherwise agreed upon, offers no actual advantage. Other rules are followed if agreed upon.
A good kickball player will rule his/her respective playground or park. Or LEAGUE!
There are kickball leagues you can join. Just google it.

Kickball will soon become the national pastime. It is equal to dodgeball as king of the playground. Beats all others as king of the park.

by chuckletrousers May 25, 2007

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Kick A Little Kid Day

One of the best, uncelebrated, unrecognized, holidays on the planet. It speaks for itself.

It is the day when all men/women can stop and kick the little elementary school kid(who flipped him/her off while driving by his/her bus stop) right in the head.

It is a day when a little kid is kicked in the head for spewing insults at somebody older than him/her, breaking one of the most respectable morals of all: "Do not disrespect your elders."

To sum things up, if this uncelebrated day was recognized by americans, and then legalized, there would be a lot of little kids out there with foot prints on their fore heads.

Little Timmy, for know perticular reason, began to shout incoherent profanity at the stranger who walked by him as he sat on his porch. "HAHA you stupid ass stupid butt douche ass."

The stranger approached little Timmy, calm, and said, "Why little boy, do you know what day it is?"

Confused, his brow furrowing, the boy replied, "No, what?"

The stranger huffed in a great breathe of air, open his eyes really wide like a madman, and yelled, "KICK A LITTLE KID DAY!!!" as he through the hardest kick he could manage right at the little boys fore head.

by Jacob The Red August 29, 2006

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sales kickoff

A usually annual gala event thrown by a company in order to reassure its sales group that they are the most important and precious things in the universe. Typically takes place in an expensive location with golf courses. Sales personnel fly in from all around the world to be cooed, wined and dined so they don't leave to work for a competitor. Funds for the lavish, days-long indulgence are generally appropriated by denying unimportant employees the essentials they need, such as sufficient headcount and adequate equipment. Unimportant employees generally include anyone not in sales or upper management, especially anyone who actually helps a customer after the deal has closed, such as Customer Service or Technical Support.

Tech Support Person: Man, I wish they'd hire more people. I've got 75 cases, and that means about 50 really pissed off customers at all times.
Salesperson: Quit your whining, little person. The only reason you even have a job is that I sell our products to those suckers. Now get out of my way because I'm flying first-class out to Las Vegas for our sales kickoff for five days of golf and booze and spa treatments and hookers, all on the company dime! Ha ha!
Tech Support Person: I should have known that being smart, helpful and productive was a dead end.

by Kicked Off September 7, 2007

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