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Kyle

Kyle is the type of person to punch a hole in the wall when his mom takes his juul away. Kyles run on pure monster energy and are extremely unstable. Don't piss off a Kyle.
Karen: "My son punched a hole in my drywall last night."
Chad: "What a Kyle."
by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....
dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
by kooksthetic October 15, 2019
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KYLE

Kyles have been born since the dawn of time until recent production of drywall and monsters little was known about their curious nature, but when studied in their natural environment you can normally catch them chugging monsters and punching holes through drywall when they aren't doing that they are usually riding their BMX bikes in skate parks with their friends.
we need to knock all this drywall down go get kyle.
by Luna9192 July 13, 2019
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kyle

bitch who orders the same thing as me in olive garden. he's so fucking petty. like it was embarrassing having the olive garden waiter flirt with him because he thought he was gay.
me: "bitch, stop being so fucking gay kyle."
kyle: "dr. peppie."
by ikea bird July 28, 2020
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Kyle

A person who drinks cans of monster and punches holes in drywall
Shauna doesn't like him hes such a kyle
by yofery May 23, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is an amazing person and is very cute and loves to help everyone and thinks about others before himself. He makes sure I always laugh and I’m never sad.
Kyle-Are you okay?
Me-Not really.
Kyle-Dont be sad I love you and your my best friend ❤️
Me-Awwah thx ❤️✨🥺💫🧸
by Life’s sucks March 30, 2020
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Kyle

A white guy with ADHD that most likely drinks monster.
Kyle took all the energy drinks
by Tanner Heart April 27, 2019
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