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anime jock

An anime jock is an anime fan who does the following. They hate on weak main characters and talk down on them. You can see them in the comment section on an anime page. they say things like, "the MC is a wuss" "I hate the MC he is so weak." They just expect every main characters to man up and be strong and some would take the worse route expecting the MC to man up and be strong from the get go and shame them otherwise. An anime jock could also be a subtitle supremist shunning on people who honestly prefer dubs. they're like the anime fan's equivalent of the so called "cool" kids we hear about in school.
why do i have the funny feeling that these "Shinji is a wussy and blah blah blah weak MC" comments might have been made by a bunch of anime jocks?
by WPBhillbilly May 13, 2018
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Jump Jock

A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.
Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?

John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.

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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?

Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.

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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!

Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!

Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
by Captain DFTBAwesome November 1, 2010
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Grundle Jocking

Matt was jocking my grundle yesterday.. it got really annoying. <<< Also known as Grundle Jocking
by np600 March 6, 2010
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Multi-jock

(n.) Someone who plays more than one sport. Says more than saying someone is a jock but easier than listing every sport the person plays. Emphizes your point without having to remember all the sports your school offers.
Girl 1: "That guy is jock."
Girl 2: "Oh, what sport does he play?"
Girl 1: "Football, baseball and soccer."
Girl 2: "You mean a multi-jock?"
Girl 1: "He's such a show-off in P.E."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he thinks he's cool because he's a quaterback, pitcher and a goalie."
by Indigo12ash October 31, 2010
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nut jocked

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked
by joyce byers January 10, 2017
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Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 22, 2020
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crosby jocks

when your misses is so drunk she vomits in your jock draw, not realizing it is not the toilet.
She was so wasted she had a Crosby jocks situation.
by melaniecrazy February 21, 2015
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