joey bumps

noun-
Resultant of a passing joey, an inexperienced skier, who leaves strange derailing bumps, lips, and/or edges that disrupt the riding of boarders and/or other skiers.

1) Shit, I hate joey bumps.

2) Dude what happened back there? You ate it hard.

I know, god damn joey bumps.

by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008

Jobed

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

by AdamJames_yo July 18, 2009

Joey naps

The most legendary person you will ever meet. Been on that staus since 98,

legend of zelda is on that Joey naps status.

by methaddict September 1, 2010

Joey

a girl who loves laxer boys ;) she hates ppl who think that r all that but they r rlly not. she also is the sexiest thing alive...go get urself a joey

guy 1: yoooooooo did u see that joey last night?
guy 2: yeah shes hot

by divorcedforbeingtooold101 September 3, 2016

Jokey

You're penis and you're nutsack is called a jokey pronounced as joeky

To have sex using the jokey and the women's vagina

by Cockheaddick August 26, 2017

Jobby The Bobby

hi my name is jobby the bobby that has no hobby

hey my name is jobbers the bobbers yep im jobby the bobby for sure

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

Joey

Joey is your pal. Joey is your Buddy.
Joey is lovable and if you need him, he’ll be there for you.

Hey, where is everybody? Well, they’re hanging out with Joey!

by Mkrbrk August 2, 2018