shit job boy

Shit Job Boy or SJB for short, the guy who always gets the job nobody wants to do and is automatically given any said shit job while everyone else breathes a sigh of relief.

There are 300 cracked sewer pipes to weld this week the shit job boy is going to be busy this week.

by Drunk Wizzard December 8, 2021

Connecticut Gas Job

When a man is getting a rimjob and farts in the girls face.

Yo, i gave that bitch a connecticut gas job last night.

by joe dicenson February 5, 2010

Pipette Job

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.

"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."

by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009

spy job

A sexual act where one person masturbates while another sits in the dark watching. Usually while wearing a mask.

ReRe did twelve spy jobs under the bridge for $20 a pop. It was her specialty.

by RoboBen April 20, 2010

Bodge Job

Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.

Also known as Botch Job.

Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."

Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."

Or;

Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."

Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"

Or;

Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."

Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"

by Long Johns August 1, 2012

Orc Job

The act of hitting one's penis against a female's eyes alternately.

"4 gold will get you 10 orc jobs."

by NerrosSatherion September 4, 2013

Nutt job

A sexual act in which someone uses there own semen (nutt) as lubricant and give another person a handjob with the semen

I just got a nutt job from josh yesterday

by Skidbubs_ March 9, 2018