jasper

Guy who usually dates the wrong person. Usually a drama queen but totally cute and intoxicatingly charming. Suspected to be gay occasionally.

That guy is acting like such a "jasper."

He's falling for her like a "jasper".

by Michelle B April 5, 2008

jasper

1) A lesbian (of any race...) 2) A common name for pet pigs.

"Get over here, Jasper", said Farmer John.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 25, 2006

hunter jumper

A hard working equestrian. Most of the time is riding a wicked slow horse or pony thats really hard to get moving.The rider has to put all their leg muscle and ride a course of jumps and make everything look like a piece of cake.You have your heels down(Like you would anytime you are jumping!)and a RELAXED posistion.You need to make whatever you are doing look simple.You have to have a lot of leg muscle and have a good attitude. Hunter jumper is one of the many great divisions in the horse showing world.

"I show in the hunter jumper division."

by welshpony55 February 8, 2008

claim jumper

any person who moves in on someone else's significant other AFTER they've been schooled in the finer art of sexual experimentation by yourself

That claim jumping bastard Kyle! I taught Jenny everything I knew about wild sexual shit, then he makes a move on her.

by Steven October 26, 2004

Line Jumper

Noun: a person that sees that there are clearly people formed in an existing line, ignores it, and proceeds to cut everyone and go to the front of the line

That bitch of a line jumper Alex just line jumped us at Cafe Ra, this is not communist China; in America we form lines.

by victimizedbylinejumping69 February 14, 2012

jammers

A romanticized designation given to a person or group of fascists using various electronic or other media to vandalize property or pirate electronic communications to overpower or silence voices that they disagree with.

Billy and his gang of jammers can't stand the opinions being expressed on their local radio station, KLWO. So Billy's jammers are going to take away the station's right to free speech by pirating their own signal to overpower KLWO's signal in an effort to silence them.

by Schnorkenschneider February 22, 2014

Jasper

a jasper is a crazy ass person who doesn't know when to stop talking and always screams at people. He has a small dick
and he's hella weird. He's always high on crack.

Jasper: AKJFHIUNDOUHKADNEIUX

by TheNamesPerson123 March 26, 2019