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Justinitis

The disease where you find ugly women attractive repeatedly.
Who is that ugly chick that bob is with? I dont know, but he definatly has justinitis
by Mc Sexymofo October 14, 2010
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Justin Bieber

Goddamn it, do we need another "boy toy" for the ADD-filled suburban preteen girls. especially one who has shallow lyrics, a high pitched voice, skater haircut, gangsta attitude etc.

Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"

Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.

If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.

Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Belieber:OMG, Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. i will become Mrs. bieber. And all you boys will be jealous of him because he has 40 million preteen girls all over him, especially when he sings shallow songs about love. I mean he is the Music God! No, dont look at me funny. I know music. The more popular, the better, especially the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, taylor swift, etc. Yup Im a belieber.

Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
by Miami BITCH January 18, 2012
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Justine

Athletic, usually awesome at volleyball. Really good at drawing. Talented in freaking everything. Typically the oldest child, mainly asian.
Perfectly matched with Mikes. Especially if they're Italian and their last names remind you of "Pizza".
Justine A. is perfectly matched with Mike P.
by Shmelon L'Bell November 6, 2010
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Justin Ryan

a fucktard who is known all over social media and in the outside world for being a spastic c*nt online
"Is that Justin Ryan!?!"
"He's even more retarded in real life"

*retard alert*
by bruh169 February 9, 2017
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justin bieber

Justin Bieber is a lesbian who was too gay to be on The L Word.
Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?

Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
by daegyparad October 8, 2011
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Justin Bieber

Worse then Rebecca Black...and thats saying something...
Show Host (to ozzy osbourne): Do you listen to justin bieber?

Ozzy: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
by Not justin bieber August 6, 2011
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Justin Bieber

A girl in disguise, using their diguise to become famous amongst other girls who were mean to "him" in early childhood.
Baby, Baby, Baby, OOOOOOH
-Justin Bieber
by [Enter Clever Pseudonym Here] November 27, 2011
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