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Aunt Jemima Treatment

Involves adult nudity and Aunt Jemima Syrup...
The movie STRIPES Bill Murray threatened one of the female MPs with "The Aunt Jemima Treatment".
by iNetSpy September 16, 2011
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Jimi Thing

1) Slang term for Condom

2) Dave Matthews song, making reference to sex and drugs
Reference to sex,
"Sometimes a Jimi thing slides my way and keeps me swinging" -DMB
Reference to drugs,
"Smoke my mind, make me feel better for a small time" -DMB
"Her gur, put that Jimi thing on me so we don't make babies"

"Well, here in England us gays use a Jimi Thing to prevent STD's from anal"

"Dude, I was so high listening to Jimi thing and it so was amazing"
by PH.d at dis shit April 30, 2009
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Aunt Jemima

An Aunt Jemima is when you kidnap a young -- and usually attractive -- female and tie her up in a closet for a few days, giving her nothing to eat so she will be starving. after a few days, you take her out and give her a huge plate of steaming hot pancakes. right as she's about to dig in, whip out your dick and come on the pancakes and watch as your semen runs along the pancakes like maple syrup.
she will be so hungry she will eat it anyway!
bro 1: i aunt jemima'd this girl last week.
bro 2: what. the. FUCK.
by my dick is on mtv October 6, 2008
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aunt jemima

Sex after lubing the penis with maple syrup.
I gave that bitch a sticky aunt jemima.
by ERICKNOERDEL December 29, 2007
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Jimi Hendrix

An overrated guitarist that would get absolutely destroyed by a lot of today's guitarists.

Also comparing him to Stevie Ray Vaughan is like comparing platinum to crap, Stevie being the platinum and Jimi being the crap of course.
Jimi Hendrix did not do anything special with his guitar, people only thing he did special things because he played with his teeth and lit his guitar on fire.
It's such a pity that so many people are so ignorant to think that he's the "Greatest".
Me: Stevie Ray Vaughan was the greatest guitarist ever.

Ignorant Fool: No Jimi Hendrix was.

Me: Really? Is that why Stevie Ray Vaughan did Jimi Hendrix covers that are way better than the originals plus his own original songs that are also better.

Ignorant Fool: Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jimi Lit his guitar on fire.

Me: You're a flippen idiot.

Ignorant Fool: No you.
by TheskycrysasheS April 4, 2009
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jimiing the brooks

1:to touch ones self in an unholy or unclean manor
2:to rape a goat or other four legged, horned animal of equal or similar size to an adolescent human
I walked in on my son last night and he was jimiing the brooks on the kitchen table
by chad dover January 13, 2008
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jimish

To be forced to miss an awesome, exciting event in order to go to a boring one that no one likes.
Hey you wanna go to this beastin campout tonight?

Sorry, I have a boring dinner party to go to at my grandma's house.

God damn whiteys always getting jimished out of the good times!
by OneOfTheBlegos November 30, 2013
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