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Jacob is the kindest person you will ever meet. He will be there for you when you need it most; whether it's because you're sad, lonely, upset, disappointed, or you simply need a neck-rub every once in a while, he'll be there. Jacob tends to keep to himself most of the time, but once you start talking to him and he's comfortable around you, he'll open up and talk to you all the time.

With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his odd facial expressions, he's fun to talk to, nice to be around, and there's never a dull moment. However, most of his jokes go with a facial expression making it hard to understand them over text or email.

Jacob's tend to have dangerous hobbies and enjoy wreckless activities. They're very smart and intelligent, and they like to spend time with their close friends and family. While they're not 100% perfect, they're pretty darn close. He also tends to doubt himself and his abilities as a friend and a member of society. If you have a Jacob in your life, appreciate him and tell him you care.
Person #1: Wow, Jacob's really nice to everyone. He's pretty damn funny, too.
Person #2: Yeah, he really is. I wonder how he deals with so many people.
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hi im jacob please be my friend
jacob by bootyticklere March 12, 2020
A Jacob is, near the beginning of meeting new people, a little shy. Once a Jacob gets to know you, they become a little bit more comfortable. Jacobs are handsome, nice, smart, and great in bed! They like to makes jokes with their friends and love to socialize with them. Sometimes, a Jacob might have a crush but won’t say anything about it. Jacobs normally feel better if the female admits to liking said Jacob. It’s more likely to be in a relationship with a Jacob if you were the one that said how you feel to the Jacob. One special characteristic of a Jacob is that they always have huge penis’. Jacobs should never be put with a Nicholas, they might be friends but expect them to argue a lot.
Jacob: *thinks* (oh man I really like that girl over there)

Girl: *thinks* (oh man I really like that Jacob over there) hey Jacob...

Jacob: yeah?

Girl: wanna go out?

Jacob: yeah! Sure!
Jacob by GodOfDefinitions420 March 15, 2019
Jacob is someone who gets all the girls with his sexy eyes and his handsome looks. He always cares about you, and any girl would be so lucky to have him.
I wish I was with Jacob and handsome looks.”
Jacob by She cares October 8, 2018
A kind person who is fun to hang out with and is brave, he will take a dare from s friend. Overall a loving person, he will be made fun of for things but he let's it go. He doesn't listen all the time and he wont back down from most things. He gets mad easily and let's everybody know by yelling.
Jacob: THIS IS SO HARD!!
Teacher: can you be quite.
Person: I dare you to ignore her.
Jacob: bet!
Jacob by JohhnyPapi October 24, 2018
A fucking CuntBitchDickForBrains who should just kill himself. His dick is less than 1mm and when he get hard it goes in his skin. He will die a virgin and will never have anyone care or feel some good way about him. He will be forgotten
Innocent person: Oh fuck Jacob just looked at me.
Jacob by Ltlitty November 23, 2019
A (small dick whiteboy) that is short and doesn't know how to listen
Her: Jacob put it in
Jacob:it is in
Her:WHAT! WHY IS IT SO SMALL
Jacob by Bighonker50 February 16, 2020