jacob mintz

A male with a last name of an asian. mintz aka gayer the gayest gay and small microscopic dick boy.

That nasa telescope cant see jacob mintz's dick

by duncblox69xxx October 26, 2016

Jacob Saggitits

Jacob Sartorious also known as Jacob Saggitits is a player, and cheats on girls from time to time

Used in a sentence “Jacob Saggitits, is the most ugliest, person and also a man hoe”

by Anomonous Personnn July 10, 2018

Jacob Whitesides

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.

"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."

by mrs. grier June 2, 2014

Jacob Seed

1. a 47-year-old veteran of the U.S. Army, in which he served as a marksman as a part of the 82nd Airborne Division. He is responsible for maintaining the security of his family and training new soldiers for Eden's Gate.

2. Out of all the Seed brothers, he is Daddy.

"Jacob Seed must be a top."

by PoppinBallonsLikeASillyNigga June 28, 2018

Jacob Hoggard

From Abbotsford BC, Canadian Idol Top 3 finalist! Most coolest, awesome-ist, singer/songwriter/performer ever!

A Quadruple Threat! see, hedley.

by its a secret February 28, 2005

karl jacobs

hottest man to exist

"holy shit karl jacobs is the hottest man to exist"

by kaisheretic August 23, 2021

Jacob Gercken

Can hump air very well

AH AH AH AH AH UH UH UH UH UH is what the sound go Jacob Gercken is

by hnfbduoi;abfhgu;iashfguia; January 30, 2021