Japanese Cracker 

This can only happen when a white male is going inside the brown eye of a japanese female. Right as the male is about to cum, he drives his elbows into the female's back (thus making a cracking noise). The male is then the japanese cracker, making the female the japanese crackee. Sometimes as a bonus, the male can also cum on the japanese crackee's back, which makes a nice little reminder of the night's events for the woman.

"Oh man, I was a total Japanese Cracker last night!" Bob

"Did you cum on her back? Only real men can get away with that." George

"I always do! It was EVERYWHERE!" Bob

Japanese Cracker by The Boobie Master June 24, 2009

japanese friends 

euphemism for a woman's breasts. i can't really explain where it comes from without sounding kinda racist.
see also females (a more formal variant)

i already told you, i can't explain. work it out.

japanese friends by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004

Japanese Sniper Trip 

The " Japanese Sniper Trip " is a state of being that arises amongst those who smoke weed that is just a little too strong for them. The eyes narrow to very small slits and the person seems incapable of speech. Infact they look a lot like the archetypal second-world-war, Japanese sniper.

Joe pass the blunt man, yo glue fingers, hey!
Oh what the heck - Hey man by the look of it you are on one helluva Japanese Sniper Trip - are you able to see me at all through those slitty eyes?

Japanese Sniper Trip by Buzzorf August 19, 2007

Japanese Kiss

The act of docking between two circumcised men

We had a great time in room 217 last night.. Daz was giving out a Japanese Kiss to everyone

Japanese Kiss by Mickey Blue 87 April 20, 2019

Japanese Penis 

Refers to : Short Penis/Small Stump

Miniature 100% of the time

Japanese Penis
1.

Alexa : OMG! I was about to have sex with yoshihiro and then I saw His Penis!

Johnny : Really? was it as little as the ones in japanese porn?

Alexa : Even smaller! He told me that the japanese porn stars in japan are considered to be really hung! after i saw his penis i had no doubt!

2.
susan at the sushiya thought she had picked up the piece of salmon nigiri with her chopsticks only to find that what she had grabbed was not a piece of fish, but a in fact a fully erect japanese

Japanese Penis by ihavenonaymmm April 27, 2009

Japanese Turtle Sandwich 

When a man massages a woman's labia minora slowly with his tongue. This is said to be a "turtle sandwich" because the man is "eating-out" the woman slowly (like a turtle would). The Japanese root of this phrase is there because Japanese people have a strong affiliation with turtles, especially in their diet.

Wegner (Teacher) - You're expose is late! You're getting an F this quarter!
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!

(the process follows)

Japanese Turtle Sandwich by Franco P. December 14, 2008

japanese cupcake

Can only be accomplished when the recipient is utterly intoxicated: any substance works. The act of tricking somebody who is completely intoxicated, "out of it", into the honest belief that you stuck a wrapped japanese cupcake up his or her ass. By which you really just stuck it in his or her left coat pocket.

John, you just got japanese cupcaked!

japanese cupcake by Barnabie Jones January 16, 2009