Monday Sickness

when you wake up on a Monday morning and you really dont want to go to school/work that day so you dont.

of course you could say "Monday Sickness" any day of the week.

John: hey chris, you going to school tomorrow?
Chris: nah, its a Monday. i think im going fake sick
John: ah, going with Monday sickness, eh?

by Adassica1 October 20, 2010

going sick

also means gettin really hyped up or extremely into something

that music in the club tonite was goin sick!

did u see him dancin? he was goin sick!

by donia November 9, 2003

Sick as a dog

Term for being incredably under the weather. Often used when trying to get out of something such as work or school.

The term came to be because dogs are notoriously constantly ill.
see sarcasm

Fred: I can't come in to work today, I'm sick as a dog.
Jane: Too bad... have a nice trip to the beach!

by Dame ZNEK January 5, 2009

The Sick-bag

The sick-bag is an act reserved for no strings attached college sex. The act involves drinking obsessive amounts of hard liquor, preferably Johnny Walker Red, and convincing the female to allow you to provide oral stimulation. Wait until you are about to be sick to begin the act and make sure to pull the labia open in order to vomit highly acidic liquor vomit directly into her vagina, aiming for her cervix. Thus using her vagina as an airline sick-bag. Coitus after vomiting will help to ensure that the smell will never come out of her Netherlands.

Oh dude, I got blitzed at theta chi last night and totally gave that bitch the sick-bag!

by Chuggo May 16, 2009

bum sick

being in a situation when you have diarrhea.

do you want to come down the pub or are you still being bum sick?

by P1eter July 19, 2007

sick insertion

when some slut goes sticks a baseball bat, can of coffee, or other sick object into her vagina. hopefully sickinsertions.com pays her.

sally rammed that pogo stick up her pussy and rode it like a pogo-pony. that was one sick insertion!

by carp April 5, 2004

sick fuck

I'LL SHOW YOU THE DEFINITION OF A SICK FUCK!
*whips my 300 mile long cock and rapes you*

Manager: What are you doing to those hamburgers?
Drew Pickles: I am just turning Mcdonalds to swelldonalds
Manager: WHO ARE YOU A SICK FUCK?
Drew Pickles: I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE DEFINITION OF A SICK FUCK! *whips my 300 mile long cock and rapes you*

by The guy with the glasses December 14, 2012