Skill issue

Spoodah the unknown wall player that got ran in a scrim where they had five subs. *sighs* wtfffff

No one deserves skill issue

by Vicky$$$$ May 21, 2022

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

Massive skill issue

Leaving your seamoth in a reaper-infested area in Subnautica

He lost his seamoth because he had a massive skill issue

by Bickering82 August 1, 2023

Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Config Issue

Config Issue: Adjetive

(/kON-fig ie-shhu/)

A term used to describe a configuration in a client that has some messed up module settings and can't bypass.

Guy 1: "I lasted 4 minutes"
Guy 2: "config issue"

by calculatorlol July 12, 2021

Crust Issues

Incredible mobile pizza company based in London, selling the sexiest & tastiest pizzas around.

"bro have you tried Crust Issues yet?"
"F*ck yes, honestly will never have 'za from anywhere else again!"

by wayne6666 February 4, 2019

It just creates issues

A sour play-on-words remark dat refers to a publishing-house dat produces meritless printed-matter installments which causes its readers to either feel distress themselves, or influences/prompts them to perform imprudent actions themselves and/or misbehave in distressing ways towards others.

Commercialized-religion organizations, racial-hatred groups, and unwise-habit advocates are classic examples of entities dat disseminate merely hurtful crap dat doesn't serve any legitimate purpose and wastes da time/effort/materials consumed in producing said unhealthy reading-material. So any paper-media-creating business dat cooperates wif any of said debauched entities by printing their newsletters or catalogues doesn't perform a useful purpose, either --- it just creates issues.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025